Funny inspirational stuff

A few days ago I was checking out this site, a very good site for people who want to have a laugh from time to time, and I read this very funny and inspirational "positive thought of the day":

When you feel that nobody loves you,
Nobody cares for you,
Everyone is ignoring you,
And people hate you
You should really ask yourself

Am I too sexy?

Needless to say I think this is my new mantra...