A few days ago I had a personal celebration of the art of being totally and utterly lazy. I believe I should be given a prize, but since it would mean someone else will have to pick it up for me, because actually going there and picking it myself will no doubt disqualify me for the record I was trying to set, I will let it go... for now...
What was I saying? Oh, yes. I started writing this post because it occurred to me that, in this day and age, people are so connected and prone to multitasking that they most certainly forgot the century old art of laziness. Therefore, this will be a simple and step-by-step guide to how you, too, can manage to reach a new laziness record.
